Sunny leone : Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !

Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!











1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena...  Warna ..












2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..












3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi  na karo to ..












4: Gaajar ka halwa bana lena... Nahi to ..








5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..













6:  Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..
















7: Achaar bana lena !!

Bhai  !!! Jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...
Post dekh kis Sanskaari  aadmi ne bheji hai!!!😜

🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸


πŸ‘‰ PAGALKHANE me Nurse ek Pagalse:
Mera Dupatta utaro
Pagal: OK !
Nurse: Ab meri Kameez bhi utaro.
Pagal: OK !
Nurse: Ab meri Salwar bhi utaro.
Pagal- OK.

















Nurse : Ab Meri Bra aur Panty bhi..






































Aur dhyaan rahe..Aainda kabhi mere kapde nahi pehanna!



Aaj fir aapki soch ko 21 topo ki salaami..
😜😜😜😜😜😜😜l😜😜
Soch badalo desh badalega


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πŸ‘‰ Ek Sali apne Jija k sath train me ja rahi thi.

Raat ko wo kafi der tak Jija ko apne Qisse sunati rahi,

K,

Achanak Jija ne puchha:

"Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono "Miyan Biwi"

Ki Tarah Guzaaren"

Sali sharmate hue boli:

"Ji..., jaise aap ki marzi"

Jija:

"To chalo phir apni

bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do"

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Na dosto Na.

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Gande msg or mere number se ?

Impossible... 😜😁....πŸ˜ƒ....😊


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 2 babies blanket me lete hue the

1st baby 2nd baby se : tum baby girl ho ya baby boy ho.

2nd baby : mujhe ni pata

1st baby : acha ruko main blanket k andar dekh kr batata hu...

Thodi der bad bahar aa kr kehta hai tum baby girl ho main baby boy hoon

2nd baby : tumhe kaise pata chala

1st baby : kyuki, Tumhari socks"pink"hai or meri "blue"

MoRaL:
Insan bano papio !
bachhe masoom hote hain...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜

Har joke non veg nahi hota.

Kitni der se bol raha hu k gande joke or mere numbar se....

kabhi nahi ho sakta LOVER BOY πŸ’–p.k.gπŸ’–
😜😜😜😜
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
☺☺☺☺☺
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