2 ladko ki gf's kho jati hai
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1st: teri gf kaisi dikhti hai?
2nd:-5'6
36-24-36...
Fair
Hot
blue eyes mast..
& teri?
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1st: meri ko maar goli,
teri hi dhundte hai...


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Girl-Friend Ne Boyfriend Se Pyar Se
Kaha
Ladki: “Jaanu, Tum Mere Liye Kya
Kar Sakte Ho?”
Ladka: “Jo Tum Kaho Meri Jaan”...
Ladki: “Kya Mere Liye Chaand La
Sakte Ho?”
Ladka 2 Minute Bol Ke Kahi Gaya Aur
Kuch Chiz Apne Piche Chupa Ke Laya
Ladki Se Bola Ki Aankhein Band Karo,
Aur Wo Chiz Ladki Ke Haatho Mein De
Di
Aur Ladki Ko Kaha Ab Apni Aankhein
Kholo
Ladki Ki Aankho Mein Se Ansu Nikal
Aaye Vo Chiz Dekh Ke.
Kyunki Uske Haatho Mein Ek Aaina
(Sheesha) Tha,
Jisme Us Ladki Ka
Chehra Nazar Aa Raha Tha
Ladki Ne Khush Hokar Boy-Friend Ko
Bola: “Awwwww… Tum Mujhe Chand
Samjhte Ho?”
Ladka: “Nahi, Main To Tumhe Sirf Ye
Samjha Raha Tha, Jis Muh Se Tumne
Chaand Manga Hai, Vo Thobda Kabhi
Sheeshe Mein Bhi Dekha Hai Ya Nahi


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Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR
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Main Ladki ko date kar raha tha,...
aur tabhi mera dost uske samne aakar
bola:-
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" kal wali Zyada achi thi " 😕


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