Very Funny Nonveg 18+ Shayari

A Very Kamina Shayar Made It To The Marriage Party Of A Nizam's Daughter. He Was Behaving Pretty Well When Some People Asked Him To Say A Sher. These People Were Expecting Something Nice From Him,

When He Started...

Sher Kahe, Shayari Kahe Ya Gaye Koi Gana

Sher Kahe, Shayari Kahe Ya Gaye Koi Gana

Teri Nani Pair Uthaye, Ch*de Mera Nana !

People Were Shocked To Hear This, Though This Shayar Had A Famous Background Of Telling Some Really G*ndu Shayaris.

But This Being A Royal Marriage, People Requested Him To Say Something About The Wedding.

To Humare Shayar Sahab Ne Farmaya...

Kya Haseen Fizzaa Hai Intazam Ki...

People Wah, Wah, Irshaad, Irshaad !!!!

Kya Haseen Fizzaa Hai Intazam Ki.

Kya Haseen Fizzaa Hai Intazam Ki.

Ch*degi Aaj Londi Nizam Ki.

People Were Really Angry To Hear This They Started Abusing And Throwing Stones At Him. On This He Again Started.

Aye Dharti Ke Chaad Sitaron...

Aye Dharti Ke Chaand Sitaron.

Maa Ke L*do, Patthar To Na Maro

People Went Out Of Control This Time And Started Beating And Kicking Him. He Begged For Mercy But They Were Not Ready To Listen To Him, Any So He Finally Stated.

Gardish Main Hai Sitare, G**nd Marlo Hamari..

Gardish Main Hai Sitare, G**nd Marlo Hamari..

Jab Bahare-Chaman Main Honge, Maa Ch*d Denge Tumhari.

Rest Is History But The History Stayed With Him When He Grew Up.

Ab Jaahir Hai Ki Aise Ch*tiye Ke Prem Me Koi Padega Nahi.

To Yeh Shayar Hyderabaad Se Bombay Pyaar Ka Chakkar Chalane K Liye Aaya. Ek Usne Achchhi Ladki Ko Dekha.

Ladki Ka Dhyaan Kahi Aur Tha To Shaayar Sahaab Ne Wahi Farma Diya...

Mudhkar Zara Idhar Bhi Dekh Zaalim

Ke Tamanna Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai,

Ch**t Tere Paas Hai To Kya...!

L*nd Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai.

Aapko Yakin Nahi Hoga Par Ladki Ko Yah Shayari Pasand Aa Gai Aur Use Shayar Se Pyar Karne Lag Gai.

Things Went Well For Them For Next Few Days, Lekin Woh Ladki Kuch Aage Nahi Badhne Deti Thi. To Ek Suhane Mausam Pe Humare Kamine Shayar Ne Usse Keh Hi Dala...

Dil To Diya Hai Tujhe Par Ek Shart Lagayi Hai

Leni Hai Woh Cheez Jo Tune Tango Me Chhupayee Hai.

Aur Hua Ye Ki Ladki Ek Dam Ruth Gayi Aur Shayar Se Milna Julna Chhod Diya. To Shayar Ki Haalat Bhi Kharab Ho Gayi. Dost Log Bhi Khairiyat Puchhne Chale Aaye.

Aur Unhone Shayar Ka Halchal Pucha Aur Ek Jabardast Shayari Ke Liye Request Kiya..Shayar Phir Shuru Ho Gaya...

Bedard Zamana Kya Jaane

Kya Cheez Judaai Hoti Hai

Hum L*nd Pakad Kar Baithe Hai

Jabki Ghar Ghar Me Ch*dai Hoti Hai

Ye Sunkar Dost Log Hil Gaye. Koi Bola L*nd Ko Sambhalo. To Koi Kaheta Hai Ki Agar L*nd Ko Pakad Kar Baithoge To Mutne Kaise Jaoge?

To Shayar Bolta Hai...

Koun Kaheta Hai Ki L*nd Yahan Mutne Ko Aata Hai?

Koun Kaheta Hai Ki L*nd Yahan Mutne Ko Aata Hai?

Are Woh To Ch*t Ki Yaad Me Aansu Bahane Aata Hai

Ye Sun Kar Sab Dost Log Aur Bhi Pareshaan Ho Gaye. Ek Dost Se To Ye Suna Bhi Nahi Gaya.

To Woh Dost Bolta Hai Ki Mai Kaise Bhi Karke Teri Darling Ko Waapis Bulaunga.Tere Paas Waapis Aake Tujh Pe Ek Ehsaan Karne Ki Bhikh Mangooga.

Ab Aap Log To Jaante Ho Ki Yeh Shayar Log Kitne Independant Hote Hai. To Humare Shayar Ko Ye Ehsaan Lene Wali Baat Kuch Pasand Nahi Aayi. To Woh Bola...

Ehsaan Kisi Ka Kya Lena, Hum To Muth Pe Guzaara Karte Hai

Ehsaan Kisi Ka Kya Lena, Hum To Muth Pe Guzaara Karte Hai

Jab Bhi Yaad Unki Aati Hai, To Hatho Se Gujara Karte Hai

Mahebooba Kabhi Waapis Nahi Aayi. To Uski Yaad Bhula Ne K Liye Wo Shaayar Delhi Chala Gaya. Wahan Jab Qutub Minar Dekha To Bola:

Qutub Minar Ko Dekhkar, Shayar Ka Dimmag Dauda

Asmaan Ko Ch*dne Dharti Ne Nikala L*da

Is Par Police Ki G**nd Mein Khujli Hui To Usse Pakad Liya Gaya Aur Court Mein Pesh Kiya Gaya. Jab Judge Sahiba Ne Poocha "tumhe Kuch Kehna Hai?" To Woh Bola:

Aiye Sanam Utha Kalam

Mujhe Kasam Hai Rabki

Mujhe Kasam Hai Rabki

Maa Ch*d Doonga Sabki.

Uski Iss Harkat K Liye Shayar Ko Maut Ki Saja Di Gai.

Jab Use Dafnaya Gaya To Judge Sahiba Uske Kabar Par Gai.

Tabhi Usko Jordar Susu Lagi Aur Wo Uss Shayar K Kabar Par Baithke Susu Kar Di.

Judge Sahiba K Jane K Baad Is Shayar K Bhoot Ne Ek Arz Farmaya.

Wo Aaye Humari Kabar Par, Aur Mutt Kar Chale Gaye

Wo Aaye Humari Kabar Par, Aur Mutt Kar Chale Gaye

Mutne Ka To Bahana Tha, Woh Ch**t Dikhakar Chale Gaye
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