Qualities of Indians

Qualities of Indians
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1. Jab Shampoo Bottle Khatam
ho jaaye to usme Pani
daalo ek baar aur use karlo
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2. Toothpaste ko tab tak use
karo jab taq usko pura
nichod naa loo
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3. Ghar me showcase me China
Crockery ko sirf aur
sirf Guests k liye use karo
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4. Gold kharidna ek gram bhi
nai, par Gold k rates ki
bahot chinta hai apne ko
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5. TV k remote ko zor zor se
dabayenge, usse
thokenge, par usme nayi
batteries nai lagayenge
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6. Kisi ne Dinner Party me
invite kiya ho to uss din,
din bhar kuch nai khaayenge, taki
waha party me jee
bhar k daba sake
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7. Jab T-Shirt purani ho jaaye
to usse night dress bana
lo, jab aur jaada purani ho
jaaye to use Holi me use
karo, Aur fir usska Pocha bana
lo
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8. Dominos waale se extra
Ketchup, Oreganon Chilli
maango taki usse baad me ghar
me use kar sake Aur
Sabse Important
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9. Pani Puri Khaane k baad,
payment karne k baad
free Sukha Puri apna Haq hai...
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