Happy Dussehra 2017: Dussehra is a festival is celebrated by Hindus. This festival indicates victory of Good over Evils. In this occatission People fire statue of Ravan.   People celebrate Vijayadashami too, on this day. Goddess Durga is believed to have attained victory over the demon Mahishasura after fighting him for 10 days and nine nights.
Happy Dussehra 2017: Dussehra is a festival is celebrated by Hindus. This festival indicates victory of Good over Evils. In this occatission People fire statue of Ravan.

People celebrate Vijayadashami too, on this day. Goddess Durga is believed to have attained victory over the demon Mahishasura after fighting him for 10 days and nine nights.

Everyone gets together on this day and spend time with their family and loved ones, attend Ramleela — dramas or plays on the life of Lord Rama, and worship the triumph of good.

But for those who cannot be with their loved ones this Dussehra, let them know that you miss them with this collection of Dussehra-special wishes, greetings and SMSes.

Dussehra 2017 Dates: People will celebrate Dussehra festive this year in September Month of 30th Day (Saturday) after that people will celebrate Diwali Festival this year in the month October of the day 19th (Thursday). 

Happy Dussehra 2017: Dussehra is a festival is celebrated by Hindus. This festival indicates victory of Good over Evils. In this occatission People fire statue of Ravan.   People celebrate Vijayadashami too, on this day. Goddess Durga is believed to have attained victory over the demon Mahishasura after fighting him for 10 days and nine nights.


Dussehra SMS 2017:

*This Dussehra, may you be blessed with good fortune
As long as Ganeshji’s trunk
Wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach
Happiness as sweet as his ladoos
And may your trouble be as small as his mouse
Wish you and your family a fun filled Dussehra!

Dussehra Greetings for Facebook

*Fortunate is the one
who has learned to admire,
But not to envy.
Good wishes for a joyous Vijayadashmi,
With a plenty of peace and prosperity.

Dussehra Wishes for Whatsapp

*Everyday sun rise to give us a message
that darkness will always be beaten by light.
Let us follow the same natural rule
and enjoy the festival of the victory of good over the evil.
Happy Dussehra!

*As Shri Ram kills Ravana,
and comes back to people he loves,
As Ma Durga kills Mahishasura,
and prepares to go back to her heavenly abode,
May these good-over-evil stories,
Inspire you towards your own victories!
To meet great targets!
Aspire & Stretch!
Tide over bad-times!
Make the best of your good-times!
& just enjoy!
Wishing your and your family a Very Happy Vijayadashmi!
Eid Ul Adha 2017 : Eid ul adha is known with "Feast of the Sacrifice" also known as Sacrifice Feas. This festival is celebrated by Muslims worldwide for two each year.
Eid Ul Adha 2017 : Eid ul adha is known with "Feast of the Sacrifice" also known as Sacrifice Feas. This festival is celebrated by Muslims worldwide for two each year.

Eid al-Adha 2017 in India will begin in the evening of
Friday
1 September
and ends in the evening of
Saturday
2 September

It honors the willingness of Ibrahim (Abraham) to sacrifice his son Ismaeel, as an act of obedience to God's command. Before he sacrificed his son God intervened by sending his angel Jibra'il (Gabriel), who then put a ram in his son's place. In commemoration of this, an animal is sacrificed and divided into three parts: the family retains one third of the share; another third is given to relatives, friends and neighbors; and the remaining third is given to the poor and needy.

Eid Al Adha 2017 Shayari in Hindi

Lo Eid ka chaand aaya Dher saari khushiyan laaya Har taraf hain raunkon ke mele Har chehra bhi hai muskuraaya.

Sada muskurate raho jaise haste hain phool… duniya ki sare gum tumhe jaye bhool, charo taraf phehlao khushiyon ka geet,y eh dua ke sath yaar tumhe Mubarak ho Eid.

Phoolon ki tarah haste raho Bhanwaron ki tarah gungunao Allah ka ho naam labon par Jamkar ye Eid manao! Eid Mubarak.

Mere mulk ki kuchh aisi hawa ho Behti har taraf sirf mohabbat ho Mandir- masjid ke jhagde na ubharen Qubool kare Khuda sabke sajde! Eid Mubarak.


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Karva Chauth 2017:   Karwa Chauth fasting is done during Krishna Paksha Chaturthi in the Hindu month of Kartik and according to Amanta calendar followed in Gujarat, Maharashtra and Southern India it is Ashwin month which is current during Karwa Chauth. However, it is just the name of the month which differs and in all states Karwa Chauth is observed on the same day.
Karva Chauth 2017: Karva chauth is a hindu festival which celebrated by the womans for their Husband's long age. In this festival married women's fast from sunrise to moonrise. In mordern time unmarried girls also take part in this festivals for their boyfriend and to marriage with him.

Karwa Chauth fasting is done during Krishna Paksha Chaturthi in the Hindu month of Kartik and according to Amanta calendar followed in Gujarat, Maharashtra and Southern India it is Ashwin month which is current during Karwa Chauth. However, it is just the name of the month which differs and in all states Karwa Chauth is observed on the same day.

Karva Chauth Date is  08 Aug 2017

Muhurat for Karva Chauth 2017


Karwa Chauth Puja Muhurat

17:55 to 19:09
Duration = 1 Hour 14 Mins

Moonrise On Karwa Chauth Day = 20:14
Chaturthi Tithi Begins = 16:58 on 8/Oct/2017
Chaturthi Tithi Ends = 14:16 on 9/Oct/2017

Karva Chauth 2017 Status in Hindi

😅🥀😜
आदरणीय शादीशुदा भाईयो/मित्रो,
आपके लम्बी आयु की रिचार्ज की तिथि आ गयी है.
8 october 2017 करवा चौथ
अतः आपसे सादर आग्रह है की पत्नी को
#मंहगी_साड़ी और #गहने
दे के अपनी #आयु_रिचार्ज करवा ले।
जनहित मे जारी
धन्यवाद

Karva Chauth Shayari

आज मुजे आपका खास इंतजार है..
करवा-चौथ के दिन पर आपका दीदार है..
आपकी लम्बी उमर की मुझे दरकार है,
जल्दी आना आपके लिए सब छोड बैठा आपका प्यार है,


Karva Chauth Jokes

Karva Chauth 2017: Karva chauth is a hindu festival which celebrated by the womans for their Husband's long age. In this festival married women's fast from sunrise to moonrise. In mordern time unmarried girls also take part in this festivals for their boyfriend and to marriage with him.

करवाचौथ तो बहाना है,
असली मकसद तो पति को याद दिलाना है…

कि कोई है,
जो उसके इंतजार में दरवाजे पर
टकटकी लगाए रहती है,
पति के इंतज़ार में.
सदा आँखें बिछाए रहती है...

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Super Singh Star Cast on TKSS: Punjabi Super Star Diljit Dosanjh is shooting for The Kapil Sharma Show a comedy based show. He will seen prompting his upcoming movie "Super Singh"  in TKSS this weekend with Sonam Bajwa(Playing lead role in the movie).
Super Singh Star Cast on The Kapil Sharma Show: Punjabi Super Star Diljit Dosanjh is shooting for The Kapil Sharma Show a comedy based show. He will seen prompting his upcoming movie "Super Singh"  in TKSS this weekend with Sonam Bajwa(Playing lead role in the movie).

The cast of Super Singh has been travelling to different cities and towns promoting their film, while the lead actor Diljit has also been busy with his live concerts. After entertaining his audience in Delhi and Chandigarh, Diljit is now witnessing in a comedy show The Kapil Sharma Show.

Diljeet has seen doing bhangra in the show and entertaining with sung his song.  He has been sharing photos from the sets of the show on his fb page account. He has been quite active on the social media site and keeps posting on it the entire day.
Diljeet has seen doing bhangra in the show and entertaining with sung his song.
He has been sharing photos from the sets of the show on his fb page account. He has been quite active on the social media site and keeps posting on it the entire day.
Fans of Diljit is seen taking selfie with Singer / Artists Diljit Dosanjh and enjoying this Show. 
Latest Punjabi Songs Quotes 2017: Looking for best punjabi songs quotes this is right place for songs quotes photos of punjabi.

Jinna Main Manava,  Oh Rusda Hi Jaave,  Hasna Main Chaavan,  Onna Oh Rulave,  Dil Tutda Hi Jaave...

Jinna Main Manava,
Oh Rusda Hi Jaave,
Hasna Main Chaavan,
Onna Oh Rulave,
Dil Tutda Hi Jaave... Ninja

Chura Paake Laal Jatta Tura Tere Naal Nange Pairi Nitt Main Duvava Kardi... Mandip Bilas

Chura Paake Laal
Jatta Tura Tere Naal
Nange Pairi Nitt
Main Duvava Kardi... Mandip Bilas

Do You Know Main Vi Tenu Pyar Kardi Haan Do You Know Main Tere Utte Mardi Aa..  Diljit Dosanjh

Do You Know
Main Vi Tenu Pyar Kardi Haan
Do You Know
Main Tere Utte Mardi Aa..  Diljit Dosanjh

Main Ajj Izhaar Karda Haan
Main Tere Naal Pyaar Karda Haan
Main Tere Bina Jee Nahi Sakda
Main Ikraar Karda Haan.. Gurnazar Chattha

डाटा स्पीड के नाम पर उपभोक्ताओं को धोखा दे रहीं टेलीकॉम कंपनियां  ।

Telecom companies Cheated consumer in india over Data Speed.

Open Signal is a institute who analysis the speed of internet data,  As per Open Signal India rated 74 out of 75. Only Kosta Rica is a nation which have bad condition than India.

Open Signal is a institute who analysis the speed of internet data,  As per Open Signal India rated 74 out of 75. Only Kosta Rica is a nation which have bad condition than India.


5.14 Mbps average speed is in india.  While pakistan and Srilanka have better rank with us. As per this report Pakistan is on 66 no and Sri lanka is on 69.

5.14 is Average speed of India while all over the world 3G average speed is 4.4. Means we pay for 4g but telecomes give us speed as 3G. Average speed in india is below 1 Mbps.

Average download speed of 4G is 16.2 in all over world while singapure have fastest speed of 45.62 Mbps.  South Korea is in 2nd no.. When you can download the data with speed of 43.46.

This is when India is in top 20 country  for 4G availability.  India is on 15 no.

India have 81.6 % availability of 4G network while in last year this was 71.6.

In last few days,  india speedly expanded for 4G servuce and for this we can credit to Jio.  All of us known very well.

Jio have 90 percent 4g availability.  If we remove the jio than only 60 percent  availability  is in india for 4G  network.

As per Open Signal,  After 4g customers increase 4G speed has gone down. Because Traffice on internet has increased but there no progress in infrastructure.


As per Telecom Regulatory Authority of India (TRAI)  average data usage was 236 MB on last year in September and in December its increased to 884 MB.

But Internet speed got down in india instead of inrease.  1 Mbps average speed got down in last 6 month.

As per TRAI,  some  user's speed get down below 10 kbps.

As per Facebook,  India's economy canget profit of 67 lakh crore if internet available for every indian.

As per study,  46 cr people can access  the Internet and about 37 cr people used internet on mobile and 21 cr people have 4G connection.

As per study,  if indian mobile phone companies cut rates 66% than 4 out of 5 person can access the Internet. In last days companies cuts theirs rates but Internet traffic got increased so that consumer can't access high speed Internet. 
Reliance Jio Offer Till 30st June 2017: Reliance Again Giving Increasing it’s Data Pack Validity Till 30th june 2017. Yes Friends All You Need to Do is recharge Your Jio With Rs. 100 Every month , Reports are Coming That Jio Will Increase it’s New Year Plan Till 30th June 2017. All you Need to do is Recharge Your Jio number Every month With Rs.100 And You Will Get Continue With This Happy new Year Pack For 1 Month . You Can Recharge With Rs.100 3 Times for 3 Months Till June 2017 to Get Data till June 2017.

Reliance Jio Offer Till 30st June 2017: Reliance Again Giving Increasing it’s Data Pack Validity Till 30th june 2017. Yes Friends All You Need to Do is recharge Your Jio With Rs. 100 Every month , Reports are Coming That Jio Will Increase it’s New Year Plan Till 30th June 2017. All you Need to do is Recharge Your Jio number Every month With Rs.100 And You Will Get Continue With This Happy new Year Pack For 1 Month . You Can Recharge With Rs.100 3 Times for 3 Months Till June 2017 to Get Data till June 2017.

Mukesh Ambani announced below points: 


  • Free voice calls and they assured that no roaming charges will be charged.
  • Jio providing free data service in the scheme of New Year Offer but it's valid till 31st March 2017 only and from 1st April, custom plan will be activated.
  • Jio is cheaper and better than other network plans and will provide 20% extra data.
  • New users and users joined till 31st March, 2017 can get Prime Membership for Rs 99 only.
  • Jio will provide Happy New Year Offer and benefits / features to its Prime Member. (1 GB high speed than 128 kbps) for this users to pay Rs 303 monthly
  • Users can get Prime Membership thru My Jio app, website or stores


Now world is changing and New mind blowing technology can make us surprise. A new feature of photography now ready to make a new ways to record your memories in 360 degrees. Here you can find all details to make 360 photos and videos.

Make 360 Photos / Videos


Now world is changing and New mind blowing technology can make us surprise. A new feature of photography now ready to make a new ways to record your memories in 360 degrees.
Here you can find all details to make 360 photos and videos.

A 360 degree can be made thru specific devices, apps or software:

A 360 photo allows you to see the photo from every angle including abovce, below, behind and next to you. When taking a 360 photo, the field of view will automatically be set to the middle of the photo.


Checkout the 360-Enabled Camera


  • Take a 360 photo using one of the following:
  • Ricoh Theta S
  • Giroptic 360 Cam
  • Samsung Gear 360
  • LG 360 Cam
  • IC Realtech ALLie
  • 360Fly
  • Panono


Make 360 photo by using iPhone or iPad


  • Take a panorama using one of the following:
  • iPhone 4S or newer
  • iPad mini 2 or newer
  • iPad Air and iPad Air 2
  • iPad Pro


Make 360 Photos by using Samsung Galaxy

  • You can make 360 photos / videos by using sum Samsung devices 
  • Take a panorama using one of the following in Surround Shot or Panorama mode:
  • Samsung Galaxy S5 or newer
  • Note 3 or newer


Sum Photo Sphere Apps or Devices

  • Take a panorama using Street View, Google Camera, Cardboard Camera or Theta S.
  • Image-Stitching Software
  • Stitch images together using software like PTGui.
  • When you share these photos on Facebook, they'll automatically be converted into a 360 photo.
{*Happy Valentine Messages and Wishes  for your girlfriend , Valentine day photos
{*Valentine Messages and Wishes  for your girlfriend

*Happy Valentine wishes n SMS for Girlfriend and Friends

I wanted you to know that you filled my heart with love, joy and pride. Happy Valentine's day to my one true love!

May love blossom all around you today and always. Lots of hugs and kisses to precious little you.

Because you are so special, you are wished a Valentines day filled with love.

You and me,
The way it should be!
We are a perfect match,
Lots of kisses I attach!


I was born to be with you! You make every day feel like Valentine's Day!

Oh, be still my beating heart! Won't you be my Valentine? From your secret admirer.

Everything is better with you in my life. I love you because you're open and honest with me about your thoughts and feelings.

You were the princess I've been waiting for. Wishing you every shade of happiness for Valentine's day!


Best Heart Touching Rhymes for happy Valentine's day 

 Every kiss is as sweet as the first! Happy Valentines Day, to the one I love with all my heart!

From now until forever, I'll stand by you. My love for you is XXXL!

You'll always be mine,
Comes rain or comes shine!


Every mile that separates us is a wish that you were here with me on Valentine's Day.


We were meant to be together. I want you to know how much you are loved and how lucky I feel to be with you!

A bunch of love lots of hugs and kisses I'm sending your way! You make my heart sing!
Love you more than words can say. Not only today but for the rest of my life!

My dear Valentine,
You a glass of sweet wine,
I hope you'll be mine,
Till the end of time!


Everything is better with you in my life. You & me! Forever!


Love is like a party in the heart. Be mine! From your secret Valentine.



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10 Old Monk-Based Cocktails So Easy You Could Make It For The Next House Party  Old Monk has been a constant favourite for almost every guy for as long as men and alcohol have existed! So, if it’s going to be cocktails, it’s going to have to be an Old Monk special! We’ve rounded up 10 easy-to-create Rum-based cocktails from 10 popular cafes and bars in Mumbai so that you can spice up your next house party without breaking the bank.

10 Old Monk-Based Cocktails So Easy You Could Make It For The Next House Party


Old Monk has been a constant favourite for almost every guy for as long as men and alcohol have existed! So, if it’s going to be cocktails, it’s going to have to be an Old Monk special!
We’ve rounded up 10 easy-to-create Rum-based cocktails from 10 popular cafes and bars in Mumbai so that you can spice up your next house party without breaking the bank.

1. Rum Sling


Bar Bar – the city’s wholesale Bar, has added a quick orange-y twist to good ol’ rum.
What’s in it:
 30ml Bacardi
 30ml Old Monk
 5 to 6 Fresh Oranges
 60ml Orange Juice
 15ml Lime Juice
How to make it:
Mix all ingredients with ice. Stir and pour into a chilled glass. Garnish with a fresh orange slice.


2. Monk’s Mule – Socials


 © Social Offline
Our favorite neighborhood place shares the secret to that Old Monk cocktail you always order and love to drink – and it is incredibly easy to make!
What’s in it:
60ml Old monk
15ml Fresh ginger juice
8 pieces of Mint leaves
60ml Pineapple juice
1 can Ginger Ale
10ml Sugar syrup
10ml Fresh lime juice
How to make it:
Muddle the mint leaves along with sugar syrup and fresh lime juice in a tall glass. Fill the glass up with ice cubes. Add ginger juice, pineapple juice and rum (Old Monk). Top the drink with ginger ale and garnish with candied ginger and a mint sprig.


3. Bombay Gulabo – Bombay Cocktail Bar

© Bombay Cocktail Bar

Mumbai got its first cocktail bar recently and they’ve come up with a Bombay special with Rum!
What’s in it:
45ml Old Monk
½ Fresh orange chunks
30ml Rose syrup/ Roohafza
20ml Fresh lime juice
Handful of mint leaves
Pinch of jal-jeera
Splash of soda
Orange wedge and mint spring
How to make it:
Take a tall glass, add all of the ingredients and mix well, garnish with an orange wedge and mint spring.

4. Monk of the east – Dashanzi, JW Marriott Juhu


 © JW Marriott

Literally from the east!
What’s in it:
60ml Cardamom infused dark rum
15ml Freshly squeezed lime juice
15ml Simple syrup
Splash of Ginger Beer
Garnish with a mint sprig
How to make it:
Add all ingredients, mix well, splash some beer and garnish with mint sprig!

5. Rum Barrel – Asado, The Cocktail Street


 © Asado
Asado’s cocktails, are quirky and DELICIOUS! Try this one.
What’s in it:
90ml Old Monk
30ml sugar syrup
120ml mango juice (chilled)
60ml pineapple juice (chilled)
15 - 20ml lemon juice
15ml grenadine or cranberry juice
Splash of soda (Chilled)
How to make it:
Add the juices, sugar syrup and rum. Splash some chilled soda, mix well before serving.


6. Roorkee – True Tramm Trunk


 © True Tramm Trunk
We are all big fans of T3’s cocktails, which hilariously represent the different states in India. This one is easy and delicious:
What’s in it:
90ml Old Monk
10ml Coca Cola
1 cup Coffee beans
How to make it:
Mix a batch of Old Monk with coffee beans and let them sit overnight. Strain and add Coca-Cola to it. Mix well. Serve chilled.

7. Rum Café Gola – Woodside Inn


 © Woodside Inn
Gola is and will always be a fun beverage, always. So recreate a nostalgic moment and enjoy an old memory along with some amazing booze!
What’s in it:
60ml Old monk
30ml Expresso
60ml Condense milk
Garnish with coco powder
How to make it:
Make a crushed ice Gola with clean hands. Pour the drink on the gola. Garnish with a drizzle of condensed milk and a generous sprinkle of cocoa powder.

8. Dark N Stormy – Reise All-day Bar & Kitchen


 © Reise
For someone who likes their booze with a bitter taste!
What’s in it:
60ml Old Monk
180ml ginger ale
dash of lime juice
dash of bitters (Angostura bitters)
How to make it:
Top the Old Monk, lime juice and bitters with some ginger ale and mix well. Serve with dry ice

9. T for Tonic – The Lighthouse Café


 © The Lighthouse Cafe
This one will leave you feeling all fresh and ready to take on the world!
What’s in it:
10ml Ginger Juice(Fresh)
10leaf Curry Leaves
60ml Sour Mix
45ml Old Monk
1 can Tonic Water
6 cube  Ice
How to make it:
Add and mix in the same order given as above.

10. Zoomonk – Zoobar


 © Zoobar
A tangy sweet and sour experience you’ll never forget!
What’s in it:
Few chunks of Fresh Pineapple
60ml Pineapple Juice
10ml Sweet and Sour Mix
45ml Old Monk
Basil Leaves for garnishing
How to make it:
Mash up the fresh Pineapple, mix all the ingredients together in a shaker and strain it in a Collin glass. Garnish the drink with a Basil leaf and serve.
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